Make Me Laugh!

Today is not a good day! I really don't like my job to day (the RN job, not the mommy job). I usually enjoy my days at work but for the first time in a very long time, I don't want to be at work I want to be home. I don't feel like a very good nurse today. You see, I am keeping some one alive who really wants to die. It is not my choice and I don't agree with the situation but what can I do. I am an unwilling player in this fight for life. It is really starting to get me down.

So I need a pick me up. Some thing funny to lighten my mood. I got this e-mail from my cousin about blond jokes. I like blond jokes, they always make me smile. Here are a few that made me laugh. Enjoy!

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic itdied. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly.She says, 'What's the story?' He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor' She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely ifhe could see her license.She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together. Justyesterday you take away my license and then today y ou expect me to show it to you!'

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor 's office and said that herbody hurt wherever she touched it.'Impossible!' says the doctor. 'Show me.'The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.' 'I thought so,' the doctor said. 'Your finger is broken.'

A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, andasked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?''HELLLOOO......,' answered the blonde. 'They're watch dogs!

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the Russian.To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!'