We are all looking for things. We all want answers to certain questions. We all just need to know. Well, thankfully, we live in a place where the world is at our finger tips because of the internet. Thankfully, because of Google, we can search for and ask anything and answers will come to us.
Well, here are some things that people were searching for that lead them to me (aka this blog) for the answers. I am a helpful person so, I am going to see if I can help them out.
what do murloc's say? Yes, we do know what murloc's say and we know what cows say and what giraffes say and what fish say. We like to teach our kids what a variety of animals says. Its more fun.
having children sucks. Well, I don't really think this is true but I do understand because there are a lots of time where I wish that I could be somewhere else and not home with the kids. Being a parent is hard.
penis wiggling naked police. Um, yeah. I don't really know what you were searching for, well I have an idea but I can guarantee that you will not find it there. I can't even tell you were to look. Just move along.
children under 2 with diarrhea. Well, this is never fun. I have been involved in my fair share of diarrhea and let me tell you it is not fun, especially when there are multiple children under 2 with that ailment.
four year old boy extremely active. I just have one thing to say about this, Duh!
girl stomps on bug, rings doorbell. When there are bugs around that I am stomping on or running away from, I don't stop and ring the doorbell. I am just running threw the door, no matter if its my house or not. Bugs chasing me is serious stuff.
how many months in spring? Really. Seriously. Someone actually Google this!? But wait? Do I know the answer? Maybe I should Google it?
I heard the doorbell ring what should I do? Well, there are two choices. You can open the door or you can run and hide. I like to run and hide, expect I have big windows in my front door so you can see in my house and people can see me running and hiding. So I usually have to open the door. But I think hiding would me much more fun.
mouse crawled up a little girl's pants. Get it out! The mouse must be totally freaking out and scared to death.
peed while playing video games. I don't have this problem. Now, I may or may not have peed while blogging.
on the train to crazy town. Yup, I am totally riding that train!
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28 comments:
Riding right along with u girl.
That is insane. Now it makes me doubt whether or not those reports are truly accurate.
Gesh,
That train makes a stop at my house too!
That is just bizarre...
So, do you have penis wiggling police in Michigan?
Based on the information I am reading, I do believe that your blog waivers between porn and medical advice topics.
Simply hilarious, Jen.
-Francesca
PS: Just wanted to confirm that those two reasons are exactly why I keeping come back. :)
that is some seriously crazy stuff!
You get the funniest keywords!!
Lol! Your hits are much more interesting than the ones I usually get.
Love your answers... and you know, I don't know how many months are in spring.. or I would have to stop and really think about it.... so hmm better just google it ;)
penis wiggling is an art form at our house
I am always surprised by the word searches that lead to blogs. I mean, really, penis wiggling?
sometimes i want to know and sometimes i don't...i love the craziness of it all though.
What people search for always makes me go, "hmmmmmmmmmmmm"
My most favorite recent one was, "My wike makes me live like a woman." Yes, they misspelled wife and really, how did this lead them to me. I am still wondering.
ha ha - I may have to check this out on my blog
Isn't it just nuts! I can type in any question I may have and find something online about it.
I guess it just shows that there is nothing new under the sun!
You have to kinda wonder exactly how google does its hook-ups. ;)
I think I will take up that trains stop time for the next two weeks as my oldest is on fall break!
I don't remember your post about peeing while playing video games. Hmph.
It's crazy the way people find us.
Wow. I wish I read the penis wiggling police post ;-)
I am off to find out what a murloc says!
OMGoodness, some of those are really wierd. It's amazing to me what people try to google.
I'm on the train right along with you...hopefully there will be lots of popcorn, candy and drinks.
Murlocs speak Nerglish.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U62xT8c0wms
That's my daughter. She apparently speaks Nerglish as well.
Lol! Where does one find this out?
Okay, this one cracked me up:
penis wiggling naked police
What scares me is that google keeps track of everything we search for. :0)
Woot...Woot, next train to crazy town is leaving in 2 minutes.
: ) I don't know how to find out how people come to my blog but I think that people that do know how are very, super smart : )
PS Please stop wiggling penis' over there : )
that was wonderfully entertaining.
you are just a plethora of information! :)
How do you find that stuff out? I also see ppl talking about tracking the url's or whatever of ppl who have visited. Where do you find that stuff?
I seriously think I died laughing! I am scared to see what leads people to mine!
LOL! I always love seeing the strange things people search to find my blog...lol
ps I am riding that train too!
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