What a Hormonal Mess!

There is something strange going on with me that I have not felt for quite some time. I am totally PMSing! Yes that is right, I am a hormonal, chocolate eating, salting linking, bitching, crying, yelling, laughing, crying, more chocolate eating, woman right now and it totally sucks.

You see my body is a hormonal mess and I do not have a regular menstral cycles. I have PCOS and issues with fertility hence the fact that I had triplets (yes there was medical help involved and yes the are natural, I was there during their creation, I carried them and they came out of me. I hate that question, 'are they natural?' Its like no, I just called up the toy company and ordered a set and here they are. See, I told you, a mess.)

You see, since the birth of the triplets my body was and is a bit screwed up. I had one period after their birth and then not again. And that is just fine with me. (I actually asked when they did my c-section if my womanly organs could just be removed. I have no use for them any more. The doctors just looked at me and did that laugh, you know the one, 'lets just laugh to ease the tension and move on because this woman is nuts' laugh. You are all probably doing about doing it right now.)

I was informed, however, by my lovely doctor that this is not healthy. Now I don't need to have a period every month but I do need to have at least 3 a year. She suggested birth control pills. (Um, NO. I hate those pills not the mention the weight gain that they casue and isn't that why I got my tubes tied so that I would have have to take a pill every day?)

So we moved onto another option. I was fine with that and 3 periods a year doesn't seem that bad but I did not sign up for the return of PMS! I was perfectly happy with myself in my calm and even temptered moods but NOOOO, that is not healthy. So now you get this, moody, short tempured, verging on insaine, Jen.

Needless to say that today was a rough day. This morning I actaully cussed my kids out because they would not get into the car fast enough. I lost Quinn at play group. I passed out during nap time and woke up to Hayden screaming, "Mom, can I please get out of my room? I have to go potty." Oh and yes, there was lots of baby screaming too. I had to go to the dentist to get a filling. They numbed my face and when I tried to drink, the water spilled out of my mouth down my shirt and soaked my shoes. And to top it all off, all the Halloween candy it gone and there is no -effing chocolate in the house.

So I am done. Thank God this day is over! Now tomorrow when I wake up, my PMS should be gone right!?! Please tell me it will be gone!