Have you even been in this situation?
You have your camera ready and aimed.
You are just about to push the button when your subject looks away.
Your mission is simple, you just want to get a picture of your child looking and smiling at the camera.
But instead of a smile, they are wearing a huge frown or better yet, they refuse to look at the camera all together.
Yes, we have all been in this situation.
It is frustrating.
It is maddening.
It makes you want to yell and scream.
Because when it come to cooperating with the camera, children are just not willing.
Until now....
I want to introduce you to a product that is going to change the way you take pictures.
Never again will you be at the mercy of your children.
The Smile Maker 2000 is going to change all that.
It is really a simple device but the results will amaze you.
This is how it works.
When you want to take a picture of your child, place their little sweet face in the device.
And as you push the button to take the picture, the device goes into action by not only holding your child still but also making them smile.
So your mission of a great photo of you children with a smile on their face is now complete.
I believe the results, really speak for themselves.
You have your camera ready and aimed.
You are just about to push the button when your subject looks away.
Your mission is simple, you just want to get a picture of your child looking and smiling at the camera.
But instead of a smile, they are wearing a huge frown or better yet, they refuse to look at the camera all together.
Yes, we have all been in this situation.
It is frustrating.
It is maddening.
It makes you want to yell and scream.
Because when it come to cooperating with the camera, children are just not willing.
Until now....
I want to introduce you to a product that is going to change the way you take pictures.
Never again will you be at the mercy of your children.
The Smile Maker 2000 is going to change all that.
It is really a simple device but the results will amaze you.
This is how it works.
When you want to take a picture of your child, place their little sweet face in the device.
And as you push the button to take the picture, the device goes into action by not only holding your child still but also making them smile.
So your mission of a great photo of you children with a smile on their face is now complete.
I believe the results, really speak for themselves.

You might expect to pay hundreds and hundreds of dollars for this device
but that is just not the case.
You can have beautiful, smiling pictures of your children for just three easy payments of $29.99.
That is price is nothing compared to the joy and pride you will get from looking at these photos for years to come.
Contact me and lets make your children smile together.
Just in case you didn't get it, this post is all in fun.
The 'smile marker 2000' is really just my husband's hand.
So technically, you already have a smile maker.
But if you want to send we three payments of $29.99, who am I to say no.
Again, I am kidding. Don't send me anything. Unless, you really, really want too.





40 comments:
Catching my little man smiling on camera is so frustrating at times.
I'd definitely buy one of these devices.
Ah Jen, a great laugh to make my monday!
Why! You lease your husband out cheap:-) Hee, hee, hee.
Why! You lease your husband out cheap:-) Hee, hee, hee.
i could use him as my photo asst sometimes!
I do okay getting ONE to smile and look. The problems is getting all FOUR to smile and look at once (I usually settle for all 4 looking or all 4 smiling or some combination of the two), so technically I need to order FOUR Smile Maker 2000s. Do you offer a bulk rate?
Hilarious!
Our smile maker is me bouncing around and singing Yo Gabba Gabba songs.
Lol! I will have to use that in my photography business! :)
The sad thing is you probably did need that disclaimer for a few nuts out there.
I just want to know if it works on dogs. The last full "family" photo we had, Rocky wouldn't let me use as the Christmas photo because the dogs weren't look at the camera.
Hilarious. Especially the disclaimer at the end. :)
Y'all are GENIUSES, Jen.
This is hilarious.
I could almost hear Billy Mays' (RIP!) voice doing this infomercial-style. "BUT WAIT! There's more!"
That is so much better than threatening them within inches of their lives until they cry
Hahahahaha.....I need one to force my childrens heads into the right position rather than turning away as soon as they see the camera!
Best invention ever!
If I call in the next 20 minutes can I get a second one free?
Oh my gosh! Haha! Brilliant, just brilliant. Sending my money right now.
Very fun and cute! Made me smile... how's that for smile maker? ;)
You crack me up! I totally need one of these. Guess I will be cheap and just use my hubby instead of purchasing your product. :o)
Finally a guaranteed way to get a smile! I like it. {But I'm not sending you any money. Sorry!}
Too funny. I'll take one for me and my brother.
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So cute! LOL
LOVE IT!
DOn't forget toadd the shipping and handling :-)
Haha. Thanks for the laugh. I especially liked Hayden trying to pull daddy's hands off.
ha!! thats awesome!!! and those pictures are so so so cute!!
I just spit all over my computer screen as I was reading this post. Anyone who doesn't *get it* is not deserving of reading your amazing writing.
Now, let's talk specifics...is that one payment of $29.99 or two payments of $14.95? Also, are you including any free gifts?
Oh, too gorgeous. We like it, me and the little Anna-Lucia on my lap here.
lol, it works 4 out of 4 times too! Too funny that you have a disclaimer!
I have one of those, but it's broken...it pushes the cheeks IN instead of pulling out.
I want my money back.
This is the whole reason I hung on to a film camera! I only made the transition to digital 3 years ago...and catching that look is so hard with a point and shoot. But your smile maker...I think I might have one of those, too. If only I had thought to market it :-)
LOL too funny!
Too funny!
hahaha! I'm sure you could make a bundle off of that thing. :)
LOL! I have a bunch of mini Smile makers (aka older siblings. UGH!)
Thanks for the silly post that made me smile :)
sign me up!
:)
I have such a hard time with this!! Little guy makes some of the CUTEST faces sometimes, but I can't catch most of them on camera because he is so heck bent on turning away from the camera!
Love this... absolutely hilarious! I swear I want to do the same thing to my girls when they argue about smiling in photos! :)
Hilarious. This made my whole day.
Is there a discount if I buy 20?
Can I get a Snuggie with that? ;-)
Such a cute post!!
This is great... I hate the delay of a digital camera, it always captures the moment my kids look away. I'll take a smile maker 2000, please...
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