Warning: Blog Farts and Other Randomness

Blog Farts – noun. Def: Crappy ideas that are too short to make a real blog post, but when combined, join forces to make one unified, albeit half assed, post.
Definition coined by Jaci.


I like to read books but I have a small problem. I am really not very good at it. I am a really slow reader and get frustrated easily because of this. So a book really has to capture my attention and hold it for me to read it all the way through. This is why I have three floor to ceiling book shelves full of books most of which I have not read or read only the first few chapters. There are lots of books out there, books that my bloggy buddies have recommended, books that sound awesome, that I want to read but haven't, maybe its time I get better acquainted with the library rather than Amazon's shopping cart.


Lately, when Quinn gets mad or frustrated with me, he will throw his juice cup to the ground and then give me this dirty little look (I have been trying to capture it but have failed). I just don't get the throwing the cup. He is really not hurting me. I mean, it is a non-spill cup so there is no mess. I don't think that he gets that he is only hurting himself because I don't give the cup back to him.


This little banter had been going around in my head for a while. Its getting warmer. I want to wear sandals. I really want a pedicure but going to get a pedicure means that I will have to shave my legs. My legs are so hairy that it is going to take hours to shave them and then there is the up keep. But I really want a pedicure. *sigh*


I watched an infomercial for this hearing amplifier, Loud and Clear, the other day and I almost peed myself because I was laughing so hard. I seriously can't believe that there are people out there that would spend money on this let alone wear it. It looks like a blue tooth ear piece. It just cracks me up because people want hearing aids that are small and not noticeable and then there is this product.


I really do love the holidays and Easter is one of my favorites mostly because I love church on Easter morning. The music is just awesome. For many years after Jeff and I were married, we both sang in the choir and got to be a part of that music in a very special way. Once the babies were born, we had to quit. I miss choir, desperately. Singing is a part of who I am, a part of my soul and not being able to do it hurts. But the logistics of joining choir again are just overwhelming and keeping me/us from going back. Soon, hopefully soon. Hey, maybe some time I should blog about my history with music?


Blog Followers. I am not going to say much about this just that fact that I wish that when you stopped following a blog there was a place to fill in a reason as to why. I want to know what makes some one leave and I want to be able to tell some one why I am leaving. Maybe.


I am a religious watcher of Brett Michael's show Rock of Love. I don't listen to or know his music, I am not a fan of his but for some reason I really want him to find his 'Rock of Love'. The third installment of this show was Rock of Love Bus. Last week, the show ended with him picking his love. Well, he picked the wrong one. *Spoiler Alert* I can't believe that he picked Taya! She is nuts. He passed over a totally awesome girl, Mindy, for Taya. I really, really liked Mindy. I want Mindy to find her rock of love. Hey, VH1 give Mindy a show. Find her love!


Because this is about blog farts, I feel that a poop story fits here. Claire is really becoming aware of her body and when she has a dirty diaper. She does not like it one bit. She has started to tell me that she is dirty or she will go and lay on the changing table (I see some potty training in her near future). But when she tells me she is dirty, she says, " mmm Snin-key, snin-key" aka stinky. It is just so cute. So I will ask her, "Are you stinky?" and she will fiercely nod her head and run to get a clean diaper. So cute.