"I am Weird"

I sent Hayden upstairs to the bathroom to get ready for bed. I do not hear the usual commotion that he makes so I run up the stairs, angry that he is not obeying me.

I come to the bathroom and he is on the floor, pants around his ankles, bare butt up in the air, look at some thing on the floor.

Me: "Hayden! What in the world are your doing? You are suppose to be going poopy and getting ready for bed!"

Hayden: "Moooom! I found a sticker.

Me: *getting angrier by the second* "Hayden, I don't care. You are not doing a good job listening and obeying."

Hayden: "But Mooooommmm, I am just a little curious."

Me: *trying so hard not to laugh*

Hayden: "I am just a little weird too, Mom."

Me: *totally lost it and start laughing at him*