I did not skip of few people in the line up of people who love Hayden that must be recited each night before he goes to bed so that the bedtime process would go more quickly. Nope, not me!
I did not knock over a display case in the grocery store, twice and then on the second spill, run away and not pick it up. Nope, not me!
I did not find Betty Crocker's Warm Delights on sale and fill my chart with them because thanks to Kat's give away that I won, I now have an addiction and was starting to panic when my supply that she gave me was starting to dwindle. Nope, not me!
I did not have an argument with my husband about who could stay up latest doing things on the computer. Nope, not me!
I did not while in a patient's room let a silent but deadly fart and then when the smell was noticeable tell the patient's family that the patient must have had a bowl movement and I needed them to leave so that I could get him cleaned up. Nope, not me!
I certainly did not eat 3 chocolate chip cookies and then tell Hayden that he could only have one because it is not good to eat a lot of cookies. Nope, not me!
So there that is my story and I am sticking to it. That is most everything that I did not do. Is there anything that you have to get off your chest?
49 comments:
I have NOT done the fart one while at work either.
The fart thing is crackin me up!! I would not, could not do that.... nope not me :) LMAO
Cute, Jen!
I did not go on a job interview this weekend, and when asked why I liked that company, respond with a silly, "I like the color red" which is their company color. Nope, not me.
i did not laugh at you...yes, at you...for knocking over the display twice!
I love Not Me Mondays.
Your SBD story is cracking me up. I wonder how many of us have done that one!
Sounds like you have not done a lot of things last week. ;)
Oh what a great post! I did not hide The Little Miss' birthday dress so that she can wear it on her party. No not me!
So glad you joined in! Isn't fun?
Those Betty Crocker Warm Delights are dangerous. I have to hold myself back because I could get into real trouble with those. Too yummy!
haha, i am laughing my pants off at your sbd fart! hahaha!
I think I must have laughed out loud at pretty much all of them! Love the silent fart...too hilarious! And I know if I got within 10 feet of those Warm Delights, I would be doomed forever! So so so so funny
lol. You're fantastic.
Too funny!
And sorry about the warm delight addiction. I had to get some for Elena this weekend. And had to get some more for me, too. Do you have a favorite?
You fart-n-darted!!!
I didn't Stay up until 5 am Saturday night/Sunday morning watching epsidoes of the original Beverly Hilss 90210
Oh my gosh I am cracking up. I loved your list of have nots especially the fart!
You laid blame on a patient for your stinky butt???
Were you & Scott separated at birth? For real, he does this all the time in his office...and when I smell it he'll procclaim, "Honey--that's a patient!" Yeah, right.
Hilarious.
And run...RUN to Sephora, girl. Eat 3 cookies before you go.
That is the best "Not Me!" list I have read in a while. I will be chuckling over that for a few days.
the silent but deadly is hilarious!!!
I'm dying over the store display.....twice? :)
And, I almost can't breathe from the Silent but Deadly one. :)
I love this meme! It is very cleansing for the soul:-)
I can NOT believe you posted the fart thing. TOO funny!!!
I, too, have an addiction to Warm Delights. I believe I was the one who got Kat hooked. The caramel one is my favorite... mmmmm, it is so good.
You know what? My head hurts and I am cramping like a mutha... I think I am going to go have a yummy Warm Delights mini bowl right now. It will make me feel better. Oh, yes... it will.
I didn't ruin the dance around the christmas tree by playing the WRONG music...not me... (Norwegian thing)
I did not forget all of the raffle ticket money i was responsible for at the party... that would just be dumb.... SIGH...
Not Me Mondays are fun to read. :)
I'm not brave enough to do the Not Mes yet. I'll live vicariously through yours instead. Except the fart one. I blame those on the baby.
LOL! I may have to borrow this theme for next Monday. Although, I'm not sure I want people knowing what I didn't do...
Those were hilarious.
Were the Warm Delights a dollar at Meijer? I saw them when I was shopping yesterday!
Oh my, the fart thing was hilarious!! So funny - I enjoyed your list...totally understand the cookie thing! I stopped by from MckMamma's.
I did not just explode with laughter on what you did not do in the patients room. Not at all.
I love the silent but deadly Not Me.
Very funny Not Me Monday. Have a great day.
These were fantastic!
I don't like those Warm Delights either. Not even a little bit!
And that fart trick was sheer brilliance on your part!
i love the sbd! i have NOT done that at school either and have NOT said to my aid, "someone needs to go to the potty." when that happens :)
You are kidding me! You did that fart thing?!?>!? Ha ha ha! Oh, wait, you DIDN'T. Of course silly me of course you didn't.
Wink wink.
(Seriously you did that?!? Love it.)
LOL at the fart one! Too funny!
I am notorious for the cookie thing. I'll tell the kids no snacks because dinner is in an hour and then I'll sneak to the kitchen and eat a Twix.
HA HA HA Ha! Silent But Deadly....I'm still laughing...
LOL Okay I am on the fence. I can't decide if I like the post or your blog name more. Both are hysterical!!
Oh my....you really have me laughing! Love your not me's!
LOL Jen! You've (not!) had a crazy week!
Cracking up! That was quick thinking on the spot - hope the patient was unconscious :)
I would never eat too many cookies, no not me!
these are always so hilarious!
I did not delurk for the nonce.
ROFLMAO! Poor patient gettin' blamed for your stink!
You let out an SBD and got to get away with it?! That's awesome. I can't believe you blamed it on the patient. I about peed myself when I read that.
I have NEVER been guilty of any gaseous odors in my patients' rooms!!! ;-)
Loving the fart story....At my job in the nursing home, all bad smells are blamed on patients, no matter who dealt it...
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