We all know that the internet is a wonderful but strange and scary place. I love the internet. I love how it brings people together. I love the convenience and I love how with one Google search tons of information is at my finger tips.
I have a Google Analytics account for this blog. Like a good blogger, I review my stats, like to know who comes to visit me and I like to know how people get here. One neat thing about Google Analytics is that it tells you what key word searches people used to landed themselves here.
Here are some of the key word searches that got people to this blog. All I can say is interesting, very interesting.
- 'crossdresser sugar daddy story'
The word crossdresser is a big one that brings people to my blog. This is all thanks to Jeff and this post.
- 'mom abuse'
Just stop it!
- 'kids peeing in the lake'
Yup, kids sure do pee in the lake and just about every where else.
- 'besides a diaper, name something you need when changing a diaper'
Really, you had to search for this?
- 'diaper changing a woman'
Because changing baby diapers is not enough?
- 'I keep wetting myself when I laugh'
Ah, the curse of child bearing.
- 'hot tub snow bunnies'
You will find none of that here. Move on.
- 'laying in bed with no underwear on'
What exactly were you looking for?
- '2 and 3 year old needs a diaper change'
What were you searching for some one to come and help you do it? Look else where, I have enough diapers to change.
- 'greating dance'
I have no idea what you are looking for, first I don't think there is such a word and second I am not familiar with this dance.
So there you have it. I just want to ask these people what in the world were you hoping to find? If you don't have a Google Analytics account you should, its free and good stuff to know. Oh and I got this post idea from Happy Hour Sue. Go check out what people search to find her blog, its hilarious.
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28 comments:
You know, all these years of blogging and no real weird Google searches that found me ... seriously. And, really, with ME the possibilities could be endless.
I'm with Maternal Mirth...I check my google analytics for a good laugh from searches, but come up empty handed...Just boring searches!
See, even though freaks are searching you out, you get good blog fodder!
i am dying here! so much fun! now, i'm thinking i need this so i can see what kind of freaks come thru on my blog!
signing up for a google analytics account as soon as i finish this comment. although, i'd hate to see what's bringing people to my site :{
people are so weird!! i never get any funny searches on mine..bleh. at least it gives you something funny to post!!
Well, these random generator things can come up with anything, can't they? But they can't foil Linky Love, which I'm sharing with you this morning, 'cause You're A Winner!
There are some really strange people in this world I tell ya!!
I love having Google Analytics, I like the make to see where people come from too.
so interesting, the things people search for. and the searches that led them here. i wonder what search terms lead people to my blog...heading to check it out now.
These are my findings ...
http://arewenearlythereyetmummy.blogspot.com/2008/11/yo-ho-ho-bottle-of-run.html
I absolutely love the google search phrases people use to find our blogs. They keep me laughing. Great post.
Wow...that's kinda creepy. I was going to check that out, but my blog is unlisted. That just may be a good thing!
I get lots of gross pee and poop searches... Always fun to check out.
Mine usually has some really perverted things on the searches...I am actually cataloging the things an making a post like this to be posted soon.
that's really interesting I don't pay attention. Perhaps I will now. Visiting from SITS! Happy New Year!
OMG, how funny! I am going to Google to get an account now.
I get some really funny searching... and some really disturbing ones, as well.
It's always fun to see how people find your blog, isn't it?
If you wanna send that person looking for the Hot Tub Snow Bunnies over my direction, that'll be fine :)
I love looking at my stats but the keywords are to die for:-)
Ah, yes, Jeff's crossdressing post. I love that now you've mentioned all these again, it will give Google twice as many reasons to head here for these search terms. Or however it works.
LOL one of these days I might have to check that out. God only knows what would send them my way.
On second thought maybe I will stay blissfully ignorant.
I get all kinds of crazy search results on mine. I mean, really, what were some of these people thinking?
Good ones...lots #1 and #2 going on here...
LOL--lots of diaper stuff! I'm always toatlly amazed when I check my keywords--people are nuts!!
i haaave to get one of those accounts lol... some pple are so odd lol..
I'm a little scared.
Happy Hour Sue is one of my faves... she is hysterical.
I need to do this, too. I've checked GA and there have been some pretty weird keyword searches that have found my blog...
I get nothing - your are exciting - no one ever looks for me!!!!!
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